Freebsd Fortunes 5
fortune: 1171 - 1180 of 2298 from freebsd fortunes 5
Motd - Message of the Day
Humor, Quotes, Proverbs, Aphorisms... Ji Funda Jo Hai  
Daily Fortunes Feed Subscribe - Daily Fortunes - motd.ambians.com
Daily fortunes for your site
Jun 29, 2017
Motd Home     Daily Fortunes     Best of Fortunes     Worst of Fortunes

Freebsd Fortunes 5

Fortune: 1171 - 1180 of 2298 from Freebsd Fortunes 5

Freebsd Fortunes 5:  1171 of 2298

Other than that, Mrs. Lincoln, how did you like the play?
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  1172 of 2298

Other women cloy
The appetites they feed, but she makes hungry
Where most she satisfies.
                -- Antony and Cleopatra
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  1173 of 2298

Others can stop you temporarily, only you can do it permanently.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  1174 of 2298

Others will look to you for stability,
so hide when you bite your nails.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  1175 of 2298

O'Toole's commentary on Murphy's Law:
        Murphy was an optimist.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  1176 of 2298

Ouch!  That felt good!
                -- Karen Gordon
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  1177 of 2298

"Our attitude with TCP/IP is, `Hey, we'll do it, but don't make a big
system, because we can't fix it if it breaks -- nobody can.'"

"TCP/IP is OK if you've got a little informal club, and it doesn't make
any difference if it takes a while to fix it."
                -- Ken Olson, in Digital News, 1988
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  1178 of 2298

Our business in life is not to succeed
but to continue to fail in high spirits.
                -- Robert Louis Stevenson
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  1179 of 2298

Our congratulations go to a Burlington Vermont civilian employee of the
local Army National Guard base.  He recently received a substational cash
award from our government for inventing a device for optical scanning.
His device reportedly will save the government more than $6 million a year
by replacing a more expensive helicopter maintenance tool with his own,
home-made, hand-held model.

Not suprisingly, we also have a couple of money-saving ideas that we submit
to the Pentagon free of charge:

        a. Don't kill anybody.
        b. Don't build things that do.
        c. And don't pay other people to kill anybody.

We expect annual savings to be in the billions.
                -- Sojourners
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  1180 of 2298

Our country has plenty of good five-cent cigars,
but the trouble is they charge fifteen cents for them.
« Prev Random Freebsd Fortunes 5   Next »
« Prev  1  2  3  4  5  6  7  8  9  10  11  12  13  14  15  16  17  18  19  20  21  22  23  24  25  26  27  28  29  30  31  32  33  34  35  36  37  38  39  40  41  42  43  44  45  46  47  48  49  50  51  52  53  54  55  56  57  58  59  60  61  62  63  64  65  66  67  68  69  70  71  72  73  74  75  76  77  78  79  80  81  82  83  84  85  86  87  88  89  90  91  92  93  94  95  96  97  98  99  100  101  102  103  104  105  106  107  108  109  110  111  112  113  114  115  116  117  118  119  120  121  122  123  124  125  126  127  128  129  130  131  132  133  134  135  136  137  138  139  140  141  142  143  144  145  146  147  148  149  150  151  152  153  154  155  156  157  158  159  160  161  162  163  164  165  166  167  168  169  170  171  172  173  174  175  176  177  178  179  180  181  182  183  184  185  186  187  188  189  190  191  192  193  194  195  196  197  198  199  200  201  202  203  204  205  206  207  208  209  210  211  212  213  214  215  216  217  218  219  220  221  222  223  224  225  226  227  228  229  230  Next »
Search [help]

About  |  Contact Us  |  Terms of Use  |  Privacy & Disclosure
FreeBsd Quotes  |  Linux Quotes