Humor: Best of Fortunes for Wednesday August 8, 2007

There is an old custom among my people. When a woman saves...
There is an old custom among my people. When a woman saves a man's life, he is grateful. -- Nona, the Kanuto which woman, "A Private Little War", stardate 4211.8.

Fortune's Real-Life Courtroom Quote #7: Q: What happened...
Fortune's Real-Life Courtroom Quote #7: Q: What happened then? A: He told me, he says, "I have to kill you because you can identify me." Q: Did he kill you? A: No.

Albert Einstein, when asked to describe radio, replied:...
Albert Einstein, when asked to describe radio, replied: "You see, wire telegraph is a kind of a very, very long cat. You pull his tail in New York and his head is meowing in Los Angeles. Do you understand this? And radio operates exactly the same...