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Antonym, n.: The opposite of the word you're trying...
Antonym, n.: The opposite of the word you're trying to think of.

Life is like an ice-cream cone: You have to learn to lick it.
Life is like an ice-cream cone: You have to learn to lick it.

A computer without COBOL and Fortran is like a piece...
A computer without COBOL and Fortran is like a piece of chocolate cake without ketchup and mustard.

All parts should go together without forcing. You must...
All parts should go together without forcing. You must remember that the parts you are reassembling were disassembled by you. Therefore, if you can't get them together again, there must be a reason. By all means, do not use a hammer...

Intel CPUs are not defective, they just act that way...
Intel CPUs are not defective, they just act that way. -- Henry Spencer

Some people claim that the UNIX learning curve is steep, but...
Some people claim that the UNIX learning curve is steep, but at least you only have to climb it once.

Those who do not understand Unix are condemned to reinvent it,...
Those who do not understand Unix are condemned to reinvent it, poorly. -- Henry Spencer

Yes, we will be going to OSI, Mars, and Pluto, but...
Yes, we will be going to OSI, Mars, and Pluto, but not necessarily in that order. -- Jeffrey Honig

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