Humor: Best of Fortunes for Thursday August 30, 2007

Paranoid schizophrenics outnumber their enemies at least two...
Paranoid schizophrenics outnumber their enemies at least two to one.

May you live in uninteresting times. -- Chinese...
May you live in uninteresting times. -- Chinese proverb

Green's Law of Debate: Anything is possible if...
Green's Law of Debate: Anything is possible if you don't know what you're talking about.

I used to be such a sweet sweet thing, 'til they got a hold...
I used to be such a sweet sweet thing, 'til they got a hold of me, I opened doors for little old ladies, I helped the blind to see, I got no friends 'cause they read the papers, they can't be seen, With me, and I'm feelin' real shot down, And I'm, uh,...