Humor: Best of Fortunes for Tuesday August 21, 2007

To stand and be still, At the Birkenhead drill, Is a damned...
To stand and be still, At the Birkenhead drill, Is a damned tough bullet to chew. -- Rudyard Kipling

Last night the power went out. Good thing my camera had...
Last night the power went out. Good thing my camera had a flash.... The neighbors thought it was lightning in my house, so they called the cops. -- Steven Wright

Many years ago in a period commonly know as Next Friday...
Many years ago in a period commonly know as Next Friday Afternoon, there lived a King who was very Gloomy on Tuesday mornings because he was so Sad thinking about how Unhappy he had been on Monday and how completely Mournful he would be on Wednesday...

Windows 98 supports real multitasking! It can boot and crash...
Windows 98 supports real multitasking! It can boot and crash simultaneously!

Happiness isn't having what you want, it's wanting what...
Happiness isn't having what you want, it's wanting what you have.