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Drop the vase and it will become a Ming of the past.
-- The Adventurer
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| Freebsd Fortunes 3: 1214 of 2182 |
drug, n:
A substance that, when injected into a rat, produces a scientific
paper.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 3: 1215 of 2182 |
Drugs may be the road to nowhere, but at least they're the scenic route!
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| Freebsd Fortunes 3: 1216 of 2182 |
Drunks are rarely amusing unless they know some good songs and lose a
lot a poker.
-- Karyl Roosevelt
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| Freebsd Fortunes 3: 1217 of 2182 |
Ducharme's Precept:
Opportunity always knocks at the least opportune moment.
Ducharme's Axiom:
If you view your problem closely enough you will recognize
yourself as part of the problem.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 3: 1218 of 2182 |
Duckies are fun!
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| Freebsd Fortunes 3: 1219 of 2182 |
Ducks? What ducks??
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| Freebsd Fortunes 3: 1220 of 2182 |
Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side,
and a dark side, and it holds the universe together.
-- Carl Zwanzig
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| Freebsd Fortunes 3: 1221 of 2182 |
Due to a shortage of devoted followers, the
production of great leaders has been discontinued.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 3: 1222 of 2182 |
Due to circumstances beyond your control, you are master of your
fate and captain of your soul.
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