Freebsd Fortunes 3

Driving in Texas is simple.  For the first 100 miles you swerve to
avoid jackrabbits.  For the second 100 miles you hit whatever
jackrabbits get in the way.  After that you chase off into the
brush after them.

Driving through a Swiss city one day, Alfred Hitchcock suddenly pointed out
of the car window and said, "That is the most frightening sight I have ever
seen."  His companion was surprised to see nothing more alarming than a
priest in conversation with a little boy, his hand on the child's shoulder.
"Run, little boy," cried Hitchcock, leaning out of the car.  "Run for your
life!"

Drop that pickle!

DROP THE DAMN BEAR!!!
                -- The Adventurer

Drop the vase and it will become a Ming of the past.
                -- The Adventurer

drug, n:
        A substance that, when injected into a rat, produces a scientific
        paper.

Drugs may be the road to nowhere, but at least they're the scenic route!

Drunks are rarely amusing unless they know some good songs and lose a
lot a poker.
                -- Karyl Roosevelt

Ducharme's Precept:
        Opportunity always knocks at the least opportune moment.

Ducharme's Axiom:
        If you view your problem closely enough you will recognize
        yourself as part of the problem.

Duckies are fun!