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Driving through a Swiss city one day, Alfred Hitchcock suddenly pointed out
of the car window and said, "That is the most frightening sight I have ever
seen."  His companion was surprised to see nothing more alarming than a
priest in conversation with a little boy, his hand on the child's shoulder.
"Run, little boy," cried Hitchcock, leaning out of the car.  "Run for your
life!"

Drop that pickle!

DROP THE DAMN BEAR!!!
                -- The Adventurer

Drop the vase and it will become a Ming of the past.
                -- The Adventurer

drug, n:
        A substance that, when injected into a rat, produces a scientific
        paper.

Drugs may be the road to nowhere, but at least they're the scenic route!

Drunks are rarely amusing unless they know some good songs and lose a
lot a poker.
                -- Karyl Roosevelt

Ducharme's Precept:
        Opportunity always knocks at the least opportune moment.

Ducharme's Axiom:
        If you view your problem closely enough you will recognize
        yourself as part of the problem.

Duckies are fun!

Ducks?  What ducks??