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Mar 14, 2012

Two men came before Nasrudin when he was magistrate. The first...
Two men came before Nasrudin when he was magistrate. The first man said, "This man has bitten my ear -- I demand compensation." The second man said, "He bit it himself." Nasrudin withdrew to his chambers, and spent an hour trying to bite his own ear...

Two men were sitting over coffee, contemplating the nature...
Two men were sitting over coffee, contemplating the nature of things, with all due respect for their breakfast. "I wonder why it is that toast always falls on the buttered side," said one. "Tell me," replied his friend, "why you say such...

Waste not fresh tears over old griefs. --...
Waste not fresh tears over old griefs. -- Euripides

We can embody the truth, but we cannot know it...
We can embody the truth, but we cannot know it. -- Yates

We have nowhere else to go... this is all we have...
We have nowhere else to go... this is all we have. -- Margaret Mead


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