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Apr 6, 2012

In Devon, Connecticut, it is unlawful to walk backwards after...
In Devon, Connecticut, it is unlawful to walk backwards after sunset.

In Dr. Johnson's famous dictionary patriotism is defined as...
In Dr. Johnson's famous dictionary patriotism is defined as the last resort of the scoundrel. With all due respect to an enlightened but inferior lexicographer I beg to submit that it is the first. -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"

In English, every word can be verbed. Would that it were so...
In English, every word can be verbed. Would that it were so in our programming languages.

In Greene, New York, it is illegal to eat peanuts and walk...
In Greene, New York, it is illegal to eat peanuts and walk backwards on the sidewalks when a concert is on.

In India, "cold weather" is merely a conventional...
In India, "cold weather" is merely a conventional phrase and has come into use through the necessity of having some way to distinguish between weather which will melt a brass door-knob and weather which will only make it mushy. -- Mark Twain


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