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Apr 29, 2012

If you sow your wild oats, hope for a crop failure.
If you sow your wild oats, hope for a crop failure.

If you stand on your head, you will get footprints in your...
If you stand on your head, you will get footprints in your hair.

If you think last Tuesday was a drag, wait till you see what...
If you think last Tuesday was a drag, wait till you see what happens tomorrow!

If your life was a horse, you'd have to shoot it.
If your life was a horse, you'd have to shoot it.

In the stairway of life, you'd best take the elevator.
In the stairway of life, you'd best take the elevator.


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