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Apr 29, 2014

No Microsoft products were used in any way for the creation...
No Microsoft products were used in any way for the creation of this message. If you are using a Microsoft product to view it, BEWARE! - I'm not responsible for any harm you might encounter as a result.

In most countries selling harmful things like drugs...
In most countries selling harmful things like drugs is punishable. Then howcome people can sell Microsoft software and go unpunished?

Microsoft Fortune v1.1 (c) 1901-1998 by Microsoft, Corp.,...
Microsoft Fortune v1.1 (c) 1901-1998 by Microsoft, Corp., Redmond, USA FORTUNE caused a general protection fault in module FORTUNE at 0123:4567. Press [ OK ] to reboot.

When you say "I wrote a program that crashed...
When you say "I wrote a program that crashed Windows", people just stare at you blankly and say "Hey, I got those with the system, *for free*".

If Microsoft built cars, every time they repainted the lines...
If Microsoft built cars, every time they repainted the lines on the road you would have to buy a new car.


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