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Apr 27, 2014

Wiker's Law: Government expands to absorb all ...
Wiker's Law: Government expands to absorb all available revenue and then some.

Wilcox's Law: A pat on the back is only a few ...
Wilcox's Law: A pat on the back is only a few centimeters from a kick in the pants.

Will Rogers never met you.
Will Rogers never met you.

Will you loan me $20.00 and only give me ten of it? That way,...
Will you loan me $20.00 and only give me ten of it? That way, you will owe me ten, and I'll owe you ten, and we'll be even!

Will your long-winded speeches never end? What ails you that...
Will your long-winded speeches never end? What ails you that you keep on arguing? -- Job 16:3


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