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Apr 7, 2014

Behold the warranty -- the bold print giveth and the fine print...
Behold the warranty -- the bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away.

Being a miner, as soon as you're too old and tired and sick...
Being a miner, as soon as you're too old and tired and sick and stupid to do your job properly, you have to go, where the very opposite applies with the judges. -- Beyond the Fringe

Between grand theft and a legal fee, there only stands a...
Between grand theft and a legal fee, there only stands a law degree.

... but as records of courts and justice are admissible, it...
... but as records of courts and justice are admissible, it can easily be proved that powerful and malevolent magicians once existed and were a scourge to mankind. The evidence (including confession) upon which certain women were convicted of witchcraft and executed...

Carmel, New York, has an ordinance forbidding men to wear coats...
Carmel, New York, has an ordinance forbidding men to wear coats and trousers that don't match.


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