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Apr 28, 2014

Do you feel personally responsible for the world food...
Do you feel personally responsible for the world food shortage? Every time you go to the beach, does the tide come in? Have you ever eaten an entire moose? Can you see your neck? Do joggers take laps around you for exercise? If so, welcome to National Fat Week. This week...

During the American Revolution, a Britisher tried...
During the American Revolution, a Britisher tried to raid a farm. He stumbled across a rock on the ground and fell, whereupon an agressive Rhode Island Red hopped on top. Seeing this, the farmer commented, "Chicken catch a Tory!"

Eat as much as you like -- just don't swallow it...
Eat as much as you like -- just don't swallow it. -- Harry Secombe's diet

Eat drink and be merry! Tommorrow you may be in Utah.
Eat drink and be merry! Tommorrow you may be in Utah.

Eat drink and be merry, for tomorrow they may make it illegal.
Eat drink and be merry, for tomorrow they may make it illegal.


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