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Apr 25, 2014

A famous Lisp Hacker noticed an Undergraduate sitting in front...
A famous Lisp Hacker noticed an Undergraduate sitting in front of a Xerox 1108, trying to edit a complex Klone network via a browser. Wanting to help, the Hacker clicked one of the nodes in the network with the mouse, and asked "what do you see?" Very earnestly,...

A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change...
A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject. -- Winston Churchill

A farmer is a man outstanding in his field.
A farmer is a man outstanding in his field.

A feed salesman is on his way to a farm. As he's driving along...
A feed salesman is on his way to a farm. As he's driving along at forty m.p.h., he looks out his car window and sees a three-legged chicken running alongside him, keeping pace with his car. He is amazed that a chicken is running at forty m.p.h. So he speeds up...

A fellow bought a new car, a Nissan, and was quite happy with...
A fellow bought a new car, a Nissan, and was quite happy with his purchase. He was something of an animist, however, and felt that the car really ought to have a name. This presented a problem, as he was not sure if the name should be masculine or feminine. After...


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