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Apr 9, 2014

WHEN YOU'RE RIDING IN A TIME MACHINE way far into the future,...
WHEN YOU'RE RIDING IN A TIME MACHINE way far into the future, don't stick your elbow out the window or it'll turn into a fossil. -- Jack Handley, The New Mexican, 1988.

When you've seen one nuclear war, you've seen them all.
When you've seen one nuclear war, you've seen them all.

Whenever a system becomes completely defined, some damn fool...
Whenever a system becomes completely defined, some damn fool discovers something which either abolishes the system or expands it beyond recognition.

WHENEVER ANYBODY SAYS he's struggling to become a human being...
WHENEVER ANYBODY SAYS he's struggling to become a human being I have to laugh because the apes beat him to it by about a million years. Struggle to become a parrot or something. -- Jack Handley, The New Mexican, 1988.

Whenever anyone says, "theoretically," they really...
Whenever anyone says, "theoretically," they really mean "not really". -- Dave Parnas


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