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Apr 16, 2014

The only thing better than love is milk.
The only thing better than love is milk.

The reason it's called "Grape Nuts" is that...
The reason it's called "Grape Nuts" is that it contains "dextrose", which is also sometimes called "grape sugar," and also because "Grape Nuts" is catchier, in terms of marketing, than "A Cross Between Gerbil Food...

The scene: in a vast, painted desert, a cowboy faces...
The scene: in a vast, painted desert, a cowboy faces his horse. Cowboy: "Well, you've been a pretty good hoss, I guess. Hardworkin'. Not the fastest critter I ever come acrost, but..." Horse: "No, stupid, not feed*back*. I said I wanted...

The trouble with eating Italian food is that five or six days...
The trouble with eating Italian food is that five or six days later you're hungry again. -- George Miller

The way to a man's stomach is through his esophagus.
The way to a man's stomach is through his esophagus.


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