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Apr 14, 2014

... which reminds me of the Carrot family: Ma Carrot,...
... which reminds me of the Carrot family: Ma Carrot, Pa Carrot, and Baby Carrot. One fine spring day they decided to go out for a picnic. They all piled into their carrot-mobile and drive out to the country. But Pa Carrot wasn't watching where he was going and alas,...

!07/11 PDP a ni deppart m'I !pleH
!07/11 PDP a ni deppart m'I !pleH

1: A sheet of paper is an ink-lined plane. 2:...
1: A sheet of paper is an ink-lined plane. 2: An inclined plane is a slope up. 3: A slow pup is a lazy dog. QED: A sheet of paper is a lazy dog. -- Willard Espy, "An Almanac of Words at Play"

(1) Office employees will daily sweep the floors, dust ...
(1) Office employees will daily sweep the floors, dust the furniture, shelves, and showcases. (2) Each day fill lamps, clean chimneys, and trim wicks. Wash the windows once a week. (3) Each clerk will bring a bucket of water and a scuttle of ...

1 + 1 = 3, for large values of 1.
1 + 1 = 3, for large values of 1.


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