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Apr 4, 2014

FLASH! Intelligence of mankind decreasing. Details at ... uh,...
FLASH! Intelligence of mankind decreasing. Details at ... uh, when the little hand is on the ....

Flattery is like cologne -- to be smelled, but not swallowed...
Flattery is like cologne -- to be smelled, but not swallowed. -- Josh Billings

Flattery will get you everywhere.
Flattery will get you everywhere.

Flee at once, all is discovered.
Flee at once, all is discovered.

Flirting is the gentle art of making a man feel pleased with...
Flirting is the gentle art of making a man feel pleased with himself. -- Helen Rowland


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