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Dec 8, 2016

If you give a man enough rope, he'll claim he's tied up at...
If you give a man enough rope, he'll claim he's tied up at the office.

If you give Congress a chance to vote on both sides of...
If you give Congress a chance to vote on both sides of an issue, it will always do it. -- Les Aspin, D, Wisconsin

If you go on with this nuclear arms race, all you are going...
If you go on with this nuclear arms race, all you are going to do is make the rubble bounce. -- Winston Churchill

If you go out of your mind, do it quietly, so as not to disturb...
If you go out of your mind, do it quietly, so as not to disturb those around you.

If you go parachuting, and your parachute doesn't open,...
If you go parachuting, and your parachute doesn't open, and your friends are all watching you fall, I think a funny gag would be to pretend you were swimming. -- Jack Handey


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