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Feb 9, 2018

Accidentally Shot Colonel Gray,...
Accidentally Shot Colonel Gray, of Petaluma, came near losing his life a few days ago, in a singular manner. A gentleman with whom he was hunting attempted to bring down a dove, but instead of doing so put the load of shot through the Colonel's...

"Ain't that something what happened today. One of us...
"Ain't that something what happened today. One of us got traded to Kansas City." -- Casey Stengel, informing outfielder Bob Cerv he'd been traded.

All bridge hands are equally likely, but some are more equally...
All bridge hands are equally likely, but some are more equally likely than others. -- Alan Truscott

Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight...
Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing. -- Dave Barry

Although written many years ago, Lady Chatterley's Lover...
Although written many years ago, Lady Chatterley's Lover has just been reissued by the Grove Press, and this pictorial account of the day-to-day life of an English gamekeeper is full of considerable interest to outdoor minded readers, as it contains many passages...


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