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Feb 28, 2018

Two Swedish guys get of a ship and head for the nearest bars...
Two Swedish guys get of a ship and head for the nearest bars. Each one orders two vodkas and immediately downs them. They they order two more and once again quickly throw them back. They then order two more. When they arrive, one of them picks up his glass, and, turning...

Two wrongs are only the beginning. -- Kohn
Two wrongs are only the beginning. -- Kohn

Two wrongs don't make a right, but they make a good excuse...
Two wrongs don't make a right, but they make a good excuse. -- Thomas Szasz

Tyger, Tyger, burning bright Where the hammer? ...
Tyger, Tyger, burning bright Where the hammer? Where the chain? In the forests of the night, In what furnace was thy brain? What immortal hand or eye What the anvil? What dread grasp Dare frame thy fearful symmetry? Dare...

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