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Feb 8, 2018

QOTD: "I don't think they could put him in...
QOTD: "I don't think they could put him in a mental hospital. On the other hand, if he were already in, I don't think they'd let him out."

QOTD: "I drive my car quietly, for it goes without...
QOTD: "I drive my car quietly, for it goes without saying."

QOTD: "I haven't come far enough, and don't call...
QOTD: "I haven't come far enough, and don't call me baby."

QOTD: "I may not be able to walk, but I drive from...
QOTD: "I may not be able to walk, but I drive from the sitting posistion."

QOTD: "I never met a man I couldn't drink...
QOTD: "I never met a man I couldn't drink handsome."


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