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Feb 6, 2018

If parents would only realize how they bore their children...
If parents would only realize how they bore their children. -- G.B. Shaw

If people are good only because they fear punishment, and hope...
If people are good only because they fear punishment, and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed. -- Albert Einstein

If people concentrated on the really important things...
If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of fishing poles. -- Doug Larson

If people drank ink instead of Schlitz, they'd be better off...
If people drank ink instead of Schlitz, they'd be better off. -- Edward E. Hippensteel [What brand of ink? Ed.]

If people have to choose between freedom and sandwiches,...
If people have to choose between freedom and sandwiches, they will take sandwiches. -- Lord Boyd-orr Eats first, morals after. -- Bertolt Brecht, "The Threepenny Opera"


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