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Aug 8, 2014

Aberdeen was so small that when the family with the car went...
Aberdeen was so small that when the family with the car went on vacation, the gas station and drive-in theatre had to close.

Abou Ben Adhem (may his tribe increase!) Awoke one night from...
Abou Ben Adhem (may his tribe increase!) Awoke one night from a deep dream of peace, And saw, within the moonlight in his room, Making it rich, and like a lily in bloom, An angel writing in a book of gold. Exceeding peace had made Ben Adhem bold, And to the presence in...

About all some men accomplish in life is to send a son...
About all some men accomplish in life is to send a son to Harvard.

About the only thing on a farm that has an easy time is...
About the only thing on a farm that has an easy time is the dog.

About the only thing we have left that actually discriminates...
About the only thing we have left that actually discriminates in favor of the plain people is the stork.


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