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Dec 14, 2016

I was in a bar and I walked up to a beautiful woman and said,...
I was in a bar and I walked up to a beautiful woman and said, "Do you live around here often?" She said, "You're wearing two different-color socks." I said, "Yes, but to me they're the same because I go by thickness." She said, "How...

I was in Vegas last week. I was at the roulette table, having...
I was in Vegas last week. I was at the roulette table, having a lengthy argument about what I considered an Odd number. -- Steven Wright

I was the best I ever had. -- Woody Allen
I was the best I ever had. -- Woody Allen

"I went into a general store, and they wouldn't sell...
"I went into a general store, and they wouldn't sell me anything specific". -- Steven Wright

"I went to a job interview the other day, the guy asked...
"I went to a job interview the other day, the guy asked me if I had any questions , I said yes, just one, if you're in a car traveling at the speed of light and you turn your headlights on, does anything happen? He said he couldn't answer that, I told him sorry, but...


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