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Aug 29, 2019

A man usually falls in love with a woman who asks the kinds...
A man usually falls in love with a woman who asks the kinds of questions he is able to answer. -- Ronald Colman

A man was griping to his friend about how he hated to go home...
A man was griping to his friend about how he hated to go home after a late card games. "You wouldn't believe what I go through to avoid waking my wife," he said. "First, I kill the engine a block away from the house and coast into the garage. Then...

A man was kneeling by a grave in a cemetery, crying and praying...
A man was kneeling by a grave in a cemetery, crying and praying very loudly, "Oh why..eeeee did you die...eeeeee, Oh Why..eeeeee, why did you Di......eeee" The caretaker walks up, pardons himself and asks politely, "Excuse me, sir, but I've...

A man was talking to his best friend about his married life...
A man was talking to his best friend about his married life. "You know," he says, "I really trust my wife, and I think she has always been faithful to me, but there's *always* that doubt. There's *always* that little doubt." "Yeah, I know...

A man without a woman is like a statue without pigeons.
A man without a woman is like a statue without pigeons.


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