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Freebsd Limericks:  11 of 860

A burlesque dancer, a pip
Named Virginia, could peel in a zip;
        But she read science fiction
        And died of constriction
Attempting a Moebius strip.
                -- Cyril Kornbluth, "The Unfortunate Topology"
 
Freebsd Limericks:  12 of 860

A busy young lady named Gloria
Was had by Sir Gerald du Maurier
        And then by six men,
        Sir Gerald again,
And the band at the Waldorf-Astoria.
 
Freebsd Limericks:  13 of 860

A cabin boy on an old clipper
Grew steadily flipper and flipper.
        He plugged up his ass
        With fragments of glass
And thus circumcised his old skipper.
 
Freebsd Limericks:  14 of 860

A cautious young fellow named Lodge
Had seatbelts installed in his Dodge.
        When his date was strapped in,
        He committed a sin,
Without even leaving his grodge.
 
Freebsd Limericks:  15 of 860

A cautious young fellow named Lodge,
Had seatbelts installed in his Dodge.
        With his date all strapped in
        He committed a sin
Without even leaving the garage.
                -- "A Boy and His Dog"
 
Freebsd Limericks:  16 of 860

A cautious young fellow named Tunney
Had a whang that was worth any money.
        When eased in half-way,
        The girl's sigh made him say,
"Why the sigh?"  "For the rest of it, honey."
 
Freebsd Limericks:  17 of 860

A certain young man, it was noted,
Went about in the heat thickly-coated;
        He said, "You may scoff,
        But I shan't take it off;
Underneath I am horribly bloated."
                -- Edward Gorey
 
Freebsd Limericks:  18 of 860

A certain young person of Ghent,
Uncertain if lady or gent,
        Shows his organs at large
        For a small handling charge
To assist him in paying the rent.
 
Freebsd Limericks:  19 of 860

A certain young sheik of Algiers
Said to his harem, "My dears,
        Though you may think it odd of me,
        I'm tired of just sodomy
Let's try straight fucking."  (loud cheers!)
 
Freebsd Limericks:  20 of 860

A chap down in Oklahoma
Had a cock that could sing La Paloma,
        But the sweetness of pitch
        Couldn't put off the hitch
Of impotence, size and aroma.
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