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A lonely young lad of Eton
Used always to sleep with the heat on,
        Till he ran into a lass
        Who showed him her ass --
Now they sleep with only a sheet on.
 
Freebsd Limericks:  112 of 860

A lovely young diver named Nancy,
Wore a bikini bottom quite chancy,
        The fish of Bonaire,
        Watched her Derriere,
And the sea fans all tickled her fancy.
 
Freebsd Limericks:  113 of 860

A lovely young maid from St. Jude
Once rode through the streets in the nude.
        The police cried, "Whatam--
        Agnificent bottom"
And slapped it as hard as they could.
 
Freebsd Limericks:  114 of 860

A lovely young maid from St. Jude
Once rode through the streets in the nude.
        The police cried, "Whatam--
        Agnificent bottom"
And slapped it as hard as they cude.
 
Freebsd Limericks:  115 of 860

A lusty young maid from Seattle
Got pleasure by sleeping with cattle;
        Till she found a bull
        Who filled her so full
It made both her ovaries rattle.
 
Freebsd Limericks:  116 of 860

A lusty young woodsman of Maine
For years with no woman had lain,
        But he found sublimation
        At a high elevation
In the crotch of a pine -- God, the pain!
 
Freebsd Limericks:  117 of 860

A madam who ran a bordello
Put come in her pineapple jello,
        For the rich, sexy taste
        And not wanting to waste
That greasy kid stuff from a fellow.
 
Freebsd Limericks:  118 of 860

A maestro directing in Rome
Had a quaint way of driving it home.
        Whoever he climbed
        Had to keep her tail timed
To the beat of his old metronome.
 
Freebsd Limericks:  119 of 860

A maiden who lived in Virginny
Had a cunt that could bark, neigh and whinny.
        The horsey set rushed her,
        But success finally crushed her
For her tone soon became harsh and tinny.
 
Freebsd Limericks:  120 of 860

A maiden who travelled in France
Once got on a train, just by chance.
        The engineer fucked her,
        The conductor sucked her,
And the fireman came in his pants.
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