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Freebsd Limericks:  121 of 860

A maiden who wrote of big cities
Some songs full of love, fun and pities,
        Sold her stuff at the shop
        Of a musical wop
Who played with her soft little titties.
 
Freebsd Limericks:  122 of 860

A man was once heard to boast,
That he received a parcel by post,
        It contained, so we heard,
        A magnificent turd,
And the balls of his grandfather's ghost.
 
Freebsd Limericks:  123 of 860

A marine being sent to Hong Kong
Got a doctor to alter his dong.
        He sailed off with a tool
        Flat and thin as a rule -
When he got there he found he was wrong.
 
Freebsd Limericks:  124 of 860

A mathematician named Hall
Had a hexhedronical ball,
        And the square of its weight
        Times his pecker's, plus eight,
Was four-fifths of five-eighths of fuck-all.
 
Freebsd Limericks:  125 of 860

A mathematician named Hall
Has a hexahedronical ball,
        And the cube of its weight
        Times his pecker's, plus eight
Is his phone number -- give him a call...
 
Freebsd Limericks:  126 of 860

A mathematician named Klein
Thought the Mobius band was divine.
        Said he, "If you glue
        The edges of two,
You'll get a weird bottle like mine!
 
Freebsd Limericks:  127 of 860

A middle-aged codger named Bruin
Found his love life completely in ruin,
        For he flirted with flirts
        Wearing pants and no skirts,
And he never got in for no screwin'.
 
Freebsd Limericks:  128 of 860

A milkmaid there was, with a stutter,
Who was lonely and wanted a futter.
        She had nowhere to turn,
        So she diddled a churn,
And managed to come with the butter.
 
Freebsd Limericks:  129 of 860

A mortician who practised in Fife
Made love to the corpse of his wife.
        "How could I know, Judge?
        She was cold, did not budge--
Just the same as she'd acted in life."
 
Freebsd Limericks:  130 of 860

A nasty old drunk in Carmel
Thinks it funny to piss in the well.
        He says, "Some don't favor
        That unusual flavor,
But I don't drink the stuff -- what the hell!"
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