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A nervous young fellow named Fred
Took a charming young widow to bed.
        When he'd diddled a while
        She remarked with a smile,
"You've got it all in but the head."
 
Freebsd Limericks:  132 of 860

A new dramatist of the absurd
Has a voice that will shortly be heard.
        I learn from my spies
        He's about to devise
An unprintable three-letter word.
 
Freebsd Limericks:  133 of 860

A newlywed couple from Goshen
Spent their honeymoon sailing the ocean.
        In twenty-eight days
        They got laid eighty ways --
Imagine such fucking devotion!
 
Freebsd Limericks:  134 of 860

A newly-wed man of Peru
Found himself in a terrible stew:
        His wife was in bed
        Much deader than dead,
And so he had no one to screw.
 
Freebsd Limericks:  135 of 860

A notorious whore named Ms. Hearst,
In the pleasures of men was well-versed.
        Reads the sign o'er the head
        Of her well-rumpled bed
"The customer always comes first."
 
Freebsd Limericks:  136 of 860

A novice was told by the Abbot:
"Consider the goat and the rabbit.
        While they roll in the hay
        You just stay home and pray.
You've got to get out of that habit."
 
Freebsd Limericks:  137 of 860

A nudist resort at Benares
Took a midget in all unawares.
        But he made members weep
        For he just couldn't keep
His nose out of private affairs.
 
Freebsd Limericks:  138 of 860

A nurse motivated by spite
Tied her infantine charge to a kite;
        She launched it with ease
        On the afternoon breeze,
And watched till it flew out of sight.
                -- Edward Gorey
 
Freebsd Limericks:  139 of 860

A pansy who lived in Khartoum
Took a lesbian up to his room.
        They argued all night
        Over who had the right
To do what, with which, and to whom.
 
Freebsd Limericks:  140 of 860

A passionate red-haired girl
When you kissed her, her senses would whirl,
        And her twat would get wet,
        And would wiggle and fret,
And her cunt-lips would curl and unfurl.
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