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A pretty young boy known as Kevin
Was raped in a pasture by seven
        Lascivious beasts
        (Oh, those Anglican priests)
And such is the Kingdom of Heaven.
 
Freebsd Limericks:  152 of 860

A pretty young lady named Vogel
Once sat herself down on a molehill.
        A curious mole
        Nosed into her hole --
Ms. Vogel's ok, but the mole's ill.
 
Freebsd Limericks:  153 of 860

A pretty young lady named Vogel
Once sat herself down on a molehill.
        A curious mole
        Nosed into her hole --
Ms. Vogel's okay, but the mole's ill.
 
Freebsd Limericks:  154 of 860

A pretty young lady named Vogel
Once sat herself down on a molehill.
        A curious mole
        Nosed into her hole-
Ms. Vogel's ok, but the mole's ill.
 
Freebsd Limericks:  155 of 860

A pretty young lady named Vogel
Once sat herself down on a molehill.
     A curious mole
     Nosed into her hole --
Ms. Vogel's okay, but the mole's ill.
 
Freebsd Limericks:  156 of 860

A pretty young maiden from France
Decided she'd "just take a chance."
        She let herself go
        For an hour or so,
And now all her sisters are aunts.
 
Freebsd Limericks:  157 of 860

A princess who lived near a bog
Met a prince in the form of a frog.
        Now she and her prince
        Are the parents of quints,
Four boys and one fine polliwog.
 
Freebsd Limericks:  158 of 860

A princess who reigned in Baroda
Made her home on a purple pagoda.
        She festooned the walls
        Of her halls with the balls
And the tools of the fools who be-stroda'.
 
Freebsd Limericks:  159 of 860

A programmer down in Moline
Said, I'm the match for any machine.
        My secret's aversion,
        To loops and recursion,
Just acres of in-line routine.
                -- W.J. Wilson
 
Freebsd Limericks:  160 of 860

A progressive professor named Winners
Held classes each evening for sinners.
        They were graded and spaced
        So the vile and debased
Would not be held back by beginners.
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