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An agreeable girl named Miss Doves
Likes to jack off the young men she loves.
        She will use her bare fist
        If the fellows insist
But she really prefers to wear gloves.
 
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An AI researcher named Bluth
Wrote, to find out the sexual truth,
        Eroticon VI,
        Which he taught certain tricks
Which I'm sure can't be found in Knuth.
 
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An amazon giantess named Dunne
Let a midget screw her for fun.
        But the poor little runt
        Was engulfed in her cunt
And re-born as the twin of his son.
 
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An ambitious lady named Harriet
Once dreamed she was raped in a chariot
        By seventeen sailors
        A monk and three tailors,
Mohammed and Judas Iscariot.
 
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An anonymous woman we knew
Was dozing one day in her pew;
        When the preacher yelled "Sin!"
        She said, "Count me in
As soon as the service is through."
 
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An architect fellow named Yoric
Could, when feeling euphoric,
        Display for selection
        Three kinds of erection-
Corinthian, ionic, and doric.
 
Freebsd Limericks:  247 of 860

An architect fellow named Yoric
Could, when feeling euphoric,
        Display for selection
        Three kinds of erection-
Corinthian,ionic,and doric.
 
Freebsd Limericks:  248 of 860

An ardent young man named Magruder
Once wooed a girl nude in Bermuda.
        She thought it quite lewd
        To be wooed in the nude,
But magruder was shrewder, he screwed her.
 
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An Argentine gaucho named Bruno
Who said, "Fucking is one thing I do know.
        Women are fine
        And sheep are divine
But llamas are numero uno."
 
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An ARPAnaut name of Corvette
Had a fetish involving the net.
        As he fondled his IMP
        His cock went from limp
To as hard as concrete which has set.
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