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An arrogant wench from Salt Lake
Liked to tease all the boys on the make.
        She was finally the prize
        Of a man twice her size
And all she recalls is the ache.
 
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An artist who lived in Australia
Once painted his ass like a Dahlia.
        The drawing was fine,
        The colour - devine,
The scent - ah, that was a failia.
 
Freebsd Limericks:  253 of 860

An artist who lived in Australia
Once painted his ass like a Dahlia.
        The drawing was fine,
        The colour - divine,
The scent - ah, that was a failia.
 
Freebsd Limericks:  254 of 860

An eager young hacker named Gus
Once buggered a VAX Unibus.
        The hardware went bad,
        But not the young lad
(Except for the toupee and truss).
 
Freebsd Limericks:  255 of 860

An eager young hacker named Gus
Once buggered a VAX Unibus.
        The hardware went bad,
        But not the young lad
He didn't expect all that fuss!
 
Freebsd Limericks:  256 of 860

An Edwardian father named Udgeon,
Whose offspring provoked him to dudgeon,
        Used on Saturday nights
        To turn down the lights,
And chase them around with a bludgeon.
                -- Edward Gorey
 
Freebsd Limericks:  257 of 860

An envious girl named McMeanus
Was jealous of her lover's big penis.
        It was small consolation
        That the rest of the nation
Of women were with her in weeness.
 
Freebsd Limericks:  258 of 860

An exotic young lady named Suki
Once danced in a troupe of kabuki
        When asked for a fuck
        She said, "Solly, no luck--
See here: looky looky, no nuki "
 
Freebsd Limericks:  259 of 860

An impish young fellow named James
Had a passion for idiot games.
        He lighted the hair
        Of his lady's affair
And laughed as she pissed through the flames.
 
Freebsd Limericks:  260 of 860

An impotent Scot named MacDougall
Had to husband his sperm and be frugal.
        He was gathering semen
        To gender a he-man,
By screwing his wife through a bugle.
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