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An incautious young woman named Venn
Was seen with the wrong sort of men;
        She vanished one day,
        But the following May
Her legs were retrieved from a fen.
                -- Edward Gorey
 
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An indefatigable woman named Bavel
Had often occasion to travel;
        On the way she would sit
        And furiously knit,
And on the way back she'd unravel.
                -- Edward Gorey
 
Freebsd Limericks:  263 of 860

An ingenious young man in South Bend
Made a synthetic ass for a friend,
        But the friend shortly found
        Its construction unsound,
It was simply a bother -- no end.
 
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An innocent maiden named Herridge
Was cruelly tricked ito marriage;
        When she later found out
        What her spouse was about,
She threw herself under a carriage.
                -- Edward Gorey
 
Freebsd Limericks:  265 of 860

An inquisitive virgin named Dora
Asked the man who started to bore 'er :
        "Do you mean birds and bees
        Go through antics like these,
To suppy us our fauna and flora?"
 
Freebsd Limericks:  266 of 860

An irate young lady named Booker
Told her husband, "You beast, I'm no hooker!
        If you want it queer ways,
        Go to whores for your lays!"
So he packed up his tool and forsook 'er.
 
Freebsd Limericks:  267 of 860

An octagenerian Jew
To his wife remained steadfastly true.
        This was not from compunction,
        But due to dysfunction
Of his spermatic glands -- nuts to you.
 
Freebsd Limericks:  268 of 860

An old couple just at Shrovetide
Were having a piece -- when he died.
        The wife for a week
        Sat tight on his peak,
And bounced up and down as she cried.
 
Freebsd Limericks:  269 of 860

An old electronic designer
Had designs on a minor named Dinah.
        He couldn't carry them out
        For his prick was too stout,
And too small was the minor's vagina.
 
Freebsd Limericks:  270 of 860

An old gentleman's crotchets and quibblings
Were a terrible trial to his siblings,
        But he was not removed
        Till one day it was proved
That the bell-ropes were damp with his dribblings.
                -- Edward Gorey
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