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The old archeologist, Throstle,
Discovered a marvelous fossil.
        He knew from its bend
        And the knot on the end,
T'was the penis of Paul the Apostle.
 
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There a young man from the Coast
Who had an affair with a ghost.
        At the height of orgasm
        Said the pallid phantasm,
"I think I can feel it -- almost!"
 
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There once was a bishop from Birmingham
Who deflowered young girls while confirming 'em.
        As they knelt on the hassock
        He lifted his cassock
And slipped his episcopal worm in 'em.
 
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There once was a boy named Carruthers
Who was busily fucking his mother
        "I know it's a sin,"
        He said, shoving it in,
"But it's better than blowing my brother."
 
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There once was a chick named Longet,
Who went out to Aspen to play.
        Along came a Spyder,
        Who sat down beside her
And she blew the poor bastard away.
 
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There once was a clergyman's daughter
Who detested the pony he bought her,
        Till she found that its dong
        Was as hard and as long
As the prayers her father had taught her.

She married a fellow named Tony
Who soon found her fucking the pony.
        Said he, "What's it got,
        My dear, that I've not?"
Sighed she, "Just a yard-long bologna."
 
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There once was a couple named Kelley,
Who lived their life belly to belly.
        Because in their haste
        They used library paste,
Instead of petroleum jelly.
 
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There once was a couple named Kelly
Who walked around belly-to-belly.
        It seems in their haste,
        They used Carter's paste
Instead of petroleum jelly.
 
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There once was a dentist named Stone
Who saw all his patients alone.
        In a fit of depravity
        He filled the wrong cavity,
And my, how his practice has grown!
 
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There once was a Duchess of Beever
Who slept with her golden retriever.
        Said the potted old Duke :
        "Such tricks make me puke!
Were it not for her money, I'd leave her."
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