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There once was a Duchess of Bruges
Whose cunt was incredibly huge.
        Said the king to this dame
        As he thunderously came:
"Mon Dieu!  Apres moi, le deluge!"
 
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There once was a fag of Khartoom
Who spent the night in a Lesbians room.
        They argued all night,
        Over who had the right,
To do what, and with which, and to whom.
 
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There once was a fairy named Avers
Who encircled his cock with lifesavers.
        Though buggers all claimed
        That their asses were maimed,
Sixy-niners all cheered the new flavors.
 
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There once was a fellow named Bob
Who in sexual ways was a snob.
        One day he was swimmin'
        With twelve naked women
And deserted them all for a gob.
 
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There once was a fellow named Brewster
Who said to his wife, as he goosed her,
        "It used to be grand
        But look at my hand
You're not wiping as clean as ya uster."
 
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There once was a fellow named Howard,
Whose tool it was nuclear-powered,
        While grabbing some ass,
        He reached critical mass,
But think of the girl he deflowered!
 
Freebsd Limericks:  327 of 860

There once was a fellow named Potts
Who was prone to having the trots
        But his humble abode
        Was without a commode
So his carpet was covered with spots.
 
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There once was a fellow named Siegel
Who attempted to bugger a beagle,
        But the mettlesome bitch
        Turned and said with a twitch,
"It's fun, but you know it's illegal."
 
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There once was a fellow named Sweeney
Who spilled gin all over his weenie.
        Not being uncouth,
        He added vermouth
And slipped his amour a martini.
 
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There once was a fencer named Fisk,
Whose speed was incredibly brisk.
        So fast was his action,
        The Fitzgerald contraction,
Foreshortended his foil to a disk.
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