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There once was a girl from Spokane,
Went to bed with a one-legged man.
She said, "I know you--
You've really got two!
Why didn't you say so when we began?"
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There once was a girl named Irene
Who lived on distilled kerosene
But she started absorbin'
A new hydrocarbon
And since then has never benzene.
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There once was a girl named Louise
Who cunt hair hung down to her knees
The crabs in her twat
Tied the hairs in a knot
And constructed a flying trapeze
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There once was a girl named Mcgoffin
Who was diddled amazingly often.
She was rogered by scores
Who'd been turned down by whores,
And was finally screwed in her coffin.
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There once was a girl named Priscilla
Whose vagina was flavored vanilla.
The taste was so fine
Man and beast stood in line
(Including a stud armadilla).
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There once was a girl so lovely,
Who wanted to make love in the bubbly,
She strapped on her tanks,
And started her pranks,
But the lobsters all thought she was ugly.
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There once was a golfer named Leer,
Who got put in the clink for a year,
For an action obscene,
On the very first green.
Where the sign said "Enter course here."
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There once was a gouty old colonel
Who grew glum when the weather grew vernal,
And he cried in his tiffin
For his prick wouldn't stiffen,
And the size of the thing was infernal.
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There once was a guardsman from Buckingham
Who said, "As for girls, I hate fucking 'em.
But when I meet boys,
God! how I enjoys
Just licking their peckers and sucking 'em."
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There once was a hacker named Ken
Who inherited truckloads of Yen.
So he built him some chicks,
Of silicon chips,
And hasn't been heard from since then.