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There once was a handsome young seaman
Who with ladies was really a demon.
        In peace or in war,
        At sea or on shore,
He could certainly dish out the semen.
 
Freebsd Limericks:  352 of 860

There once was a horny old bitch
With a motorized self-frigger which
        She would use with delight
        All day long and all night -
Twenty bucks: Abercrombie & Fitch.
 
Freebsd Limericks:  353 of 860

There once was a horse named Lily
Whose dingus was really a dilly.
        It was vaginoid duply,
        And labial quadruply --
In fact, he was really a filly.
 
Freebsd Limericks:  354 of 860

There once was a husky young Viking
Whose sexual prowess was striking.
        Every time he got hot
        He would scour the twat
Of some girl that might be to his liking.
 
Freebsd Limericks:  355 of 860

There once was a jolly old bloke
Who picked up a girl for a poke.
        He took down her pants,
        Fucked her into a trance,
And then shit into her shoe for a joke.
 
Freebsd Limericks:  356 of 860

There once was a kiddie named Carr
Caught a man on top of his mar.
        As he saw him stick 'er,
        He said with a snicker,
"You do it much faster than par."
 
Freebsd Limericks:  357 of 860

There once was a lady from Exeter,
So pretty that men craned their necks at her.
        One was even so brave
        As to take out and wave
The distinguishing mark of his sex at her.
 
Freebsd Limericks:  358 of 860

There once was a lady from Kansas
Whose cunt was as big as Bonanzas.
        It was nine inches deep
        And the sides were quite steep --
It had whiskers like General Carranza's.
 
Freebsd Limericks:  359 of 860

There once was a lady named Carter,
Fell in love with a virile young Tartar.
        She stripped off his pants,
        At his prick quickly glanced,
And cried: "For that I'll be a martyr!"
 
Freebsd Limericks:  360 of 860

There once was a lady named Clair,
Who posessed a magnificent pair.
        Or that's what I thought,
        Till I saw one get caught,
On a thorn and begin losing air.
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