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There once was a lady named Myrtle
Who had an affair with a turtle.
        She had crabs, so they say,
        In a year and a day
Which proved that that turtle was fertile.
 
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There once was a lawyer named Rex
With minuscule organs of sex.
        Arraigned for exposure,
        He maintained with composure,
"De minimis non curat lex."

        [Trans: the law does not concern itself with small things.  Ed.]
 
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There once was a lifeguard named Lee
Who rescued a girl from the sea
        She asked how to pay,
        And he said "Try this way,
Go down for the third time on me."
 
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There once was a maid from Mobile
Whose cunt was made of blue steel.
        She only got thrills
        From pneumatic drills
And an off-centered emery wheel.
 
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There once was a man from Bombay
He would do it all night and all day
        He soon became sore
        You shoulda' heard him roar
When his wife rubbed his balls with Ben-Gay!
 
Freebsd Limericks:  366 of 860

There once was a man from Calcutta
Who used to beat off in the gutta
        The heat of the sun
        Affected his gun
And turned all his cream into butta!
 
Freebsd Limericks:  367 of 860

There once was a man from Dunoon,
Who always ate soup with a fork.
        He said "When I eat
        Either fish, foul or flesh,
I otherwise finish too quick."
 
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There once was a man from Exameter
Who had a prodigious diameter
        But it wasn't the size
        That brought forth the cries
'Twas his rythm, iambic pentameter.
 
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There once was a man from Madras,
Whose balls were made out of brass.
        When they clanged together,
        They played "Stormy Weather",
And lightning shot out of his ass.
 
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There once was a man from Nantee
Who buggered an ape in a tree.
        The results were most horrid
        All ass and no forehead
Three balls and a purple goatee.
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