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There once was an old man from Esser,
Who's knowledge grew lesser and lesser.
        It at last grew so small,
        He knew nothing at all,
And now he's a College Professor.
 
Freebsd Limericks:  412 of 860

There once were two brothers named Luntz
Who buggered each other at once.
        When asked to account
        For this intricate mount,
They said, "Ass-holes are tighter than cunts."
 
Freebsd Limericks:  413 of 860

There once were two women from Birmingham.
And this is the story concerning 'em.
        They lifted the frock
        And fondled the cock
Of the bishop as he was confirming 'em.
 
Freebsd Limericks:  414 of 860

There was a bluestocking in Florence
Wrote anti-sex pamphlets in torrents,
        Till a Spanish grandee,
        Got her off with his knee,
And she burned all her works with abhorrence.
 
Freebsd Limericks:  415 of 860

There was a family named Doe,
An ideal family to know.
        As father screwed mother,
        She said, "You're heavier than brother."
And he said, "Yes, Sis told me so!"
 
Freebsd Limericks:  416 of 860

There was a fat lady of China
Who'd a really enormous vagina,
        And when she was dead
        They painted it red,
And used it for docking a liner.
 
Freebsd Limericks:  417 of 860

There was a fat man from Rangoon
Whose prick was much like a ballon.
        He tried hard to ride her
        And when finally inside her
She thought she was pregnant too soon.
 
Freebsd Limericks:  418 of 860

There was a gay countess of Bray,
And you may think it odd when I say,
        That in spite of high station,
        Rank and education,
She always spelled cunt with a 'k'.
 
Freebsd Limericks:  419 of 860

There was a gay countess of Bray,
And you may think it odd when I say,
        That in spite of high station,
        Rank and education,
She always spelled cunt with a 'k'.
 
Freebsd Limericks:  420 of 860

There was a gay dog from Ontario
Who fancied himself a Lothario.
        At a wench's glance
        He'd snatch off his pants
And make for her Mons Venerio.
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