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There was a young fellow of Perth
Whose balls were the finest on earth.
        They grew to such size
        That one won a prize,
And goodness knows what they were worth.
 
Freebsd Limericks:  482 of 860

There was a young fellow of Strensall
Whose prick was as sharp as a pencil.
        On the night of his wedding
        It went through the bedding,
And shattered the chamber utensil.
 
Freebsd Limericks:  483 of 860

There was a young fellow of Warwick
Who had reason for feeling euphoric,
        For he could by election
        Have triune erection:
Ionic, Corinthian, and Doric.
 
Freebsd Limericks:  484 of 860

There was a young fellow whose dong
Was prodigiously massive and long.
        On each side of his whang
        Two testes did hang
That attracted a curious throng.
 
Freebsd Limericks:  485 of 860

There was a young gaucho named Bruno
Who said, "Screwing is one thing I do know.
        A woman is fine,
        And a sheep is divine,
But a llama is Numero Uno."
 
Freebsd Limericks:  486 of 860

There was a young gaucho named Bruno
Who said, "There is one thing I do know,
        Women are fine
        And children devine,
But the llama is numero uno."
 
Freebsd Limericks:  487 of 860

There was a young German named Ringer
Who was screwing an opera singer.
        Said he with a grin,
        "Well, I've sure got it in!"
Said she, "You mean that ain't your finger?"
 
Freebsd Limericks:  488 of 860

There was a young girl from Annista
Who dated a lecherous mister.
        He fondled her titty,
        Got one finger shitty,
Then screwed up his courage and kissed 'er.
 
Freebsd Limericks:  489 of 860

There was a young girl from Decatur
Who was raped by an alligator.
        But no one quite knew
        How she relished that screw,
For after he screwed her, he ate her.
 
Freebsd Limericks:  490 of 860

There was a young girl from Dundee,
From her fanny there grew a plum tree.
        No one ate the nice fruit,
        To tell you the truth,
Because they knew it came from her tooty-toot-toot.
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