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There was a young girl named Heather
Whose twitcher was made out of leather.
        She made a queer noise,
        Which attracted the boys,
By flapping the edges together.
 
Freebsd Limericks:  512 of 860

There was a young girl named McCall
Whose cunt was exceedingly small,
        But the size of her anus
        Was something quite heinous --
It could hold seven pricks and one ball.
 
Freebsd Limericks:  513 of 860

There was a young girl named O'Clare
Whose body was covered with hair.
        It was really quite fun
        To probe with one's gun,
For her quimmy might be anywhere.
 
Freebsd Limericks:  514 of 860

There was a young girl named O'Malley
Who wanted to dance in the ballet.
        She got roars of applause
        When she kicked off her drawers,
But her hair and her bush didn't tally.
 
Freebsd Limericks:  515 of 860

There was a young girl named Saphire
Who succumbed to her lovers desire.
        She said, "It's a sin,
        But now that it's in,
Could you shove it a few inches higher?"
 
Freebsd Limericks:  516 of 860

There was a young girl named Sapphire
Who succumbed to her lover's desire.
        She said, "It's a sin,
        But now that it's in,
Could you shove it a few inches higher?"
 
Freebsd Limericks:  517 of 860

There was a young girl of Aberystwyth
Who screwed every man that she kissed with.
        She tickled the balls
        Of the men in the halls,
And pulled on the prongs that they pissed with.
 
Freebsd Limericks:  518 of 860

There was a young girl of Aberystwyth
Who took grain to the mill to get grist with.
        The miller's sun, Jack,
        Laid her flat on her back,
And united the organs they pissed with.
 
Freebsd Limericks:  519 of 860

There was a young girl of Angina
Who stretched catgut across her vagina.
        From the love-making frock
        (With the proper sized cock)
Came Toccata and Fugue in D minor.
 
Freebsd Limericks:  520 of 860

There was a young girl of Asturias
With a penchant for practices curious.
        She loved to bat rocks
        With her gentlemen's cocks --
A practice both rude and injurious.
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