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There was a young lady named Alice
Who was known to have peed in a chalice.
        'Twas the common belief
        It was done for relief,
And not out of protestant malice.
 
Freebsd Limericks:  582 of 860

There was a young lady named Astor
Who never let any get past her.
        She finally got plenty
        By stopping twenty,
Which certainly ought to last her.
 
Freebsd Limericks:  583 of 860

There was a young lady named Banker,
Who slept while the ship lay at anchor,
        She woke in dismay,
        When she heard the mate say,
"Now hoist up the topsheet and spanker."
 
Freebsd Limericks:  584 of 860

There was a young lady named Blount
Who had a rectangular cunt.
        She learned for diversion
        Posterior perversion,
Since no one could fit here in front.
 
Freebsd Limericks:  585 of 860

There was a young lady named Bower
Who dwelt in an Ivory Tower.
        But a poet from Perth
        Laid her flat on the earth,
And proceeded with penis to plough her.
 
Freebsd Limericks:  586 of 860

There was a young lady named Brent
With a cunt of enormous extent,
        And so deep and so wide,
        The acoustics inside
Were so good you could hear when you spent.
 
Freebsd Limericks:  587 of 860

There was a young lady named Bright
Who could travel much faster than light.
        She took off one day,
        In a relative way,
And returned on the previous night.
 
Freebsd Limericks:  588 of 860

There was a young lady named Brook
Who never could learn how to cook.
        But on a divan
        She could please any man-
She knew every darn trick in the book!
 
Freebsd Limericks:  589 of 860

There was a young lady named Cager
Who, as the result of a wager,
        Consented to fart
        The entire oboe part
Of Mozart's quartet in F major.
 
Freebsd Limericks:  590 of 860

There was a young lady named Ciss
Who said, "I think skating's a bliss "
        But she'll never restate,
        For a wheel off her skate
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