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There was a young lady named Ransom
Who was rogered three times in a hansom.
        When she cried out for more
        A voice from the floor
Replied, "My name is Simpson, not Samson."
 
Freebsd Limericks:  612 of 860

There was a young lady named Riddle
Who had an untouchable middle.
        She had many friends
        Because of her ends,
Since it isn't the middle you diddle.
 
Freebsd Limericks:  613 of 860

There was a young lady named Rose
Who fainted whenever she chose;
        She did so one day
        While playing croquet,
But was quickly revived with a hose.
                -- Edward Gorey
 
Freebsd Limericks:  614 of 860

There was a young lady named Rose
With erogenous zones in her toes.
        She remained onanistic
        Till a foot-fetishistic
Young man became one of her beaux.
 
Freebsd Limericks:  615 of 860

There was a young lady named Schneider
Who often kept trysts with a spider.
        She found a strange bliss,
        In the hiss of her piss,
As it strained through the cobwebs inside her.
 
Freebsd Limericks:  616 of 860

There was a young lady named Smith
Whose virtue was largely a myth.
        She said, "Try as I can
        I can't find a man
Who it's fun to be virtuous with."
 
Freebsd Limericks:  617 of 860

There was a young lady named Twiss
Who said she thought fucking a bliss,
        For it tickled her bum
        And caused her to come
.siht ekil gniyl ylbatrofmoc elihW
 
Freebsd Limericks:  618 of 860

There was a young lady named Wylde
Who kept herself quite undefiled
        By thinking of Jesus;
        Contagious diseases;
And the bother of having a child.
 
Freebsd Limericks:  619 of 860

There was a young lady of Arden,
The tool of whose swain wouldn't harden.
        Said she with a frown,
        "I've been sadly let down
By the tool of a fool in a garden."
 
Freebsd Limericks:  620 of 860

There was a young lady of Bicester
Who was nicer by far than her sister:
        The sister would giggle
        And wiggle and jiggle,
But this one would come if you kissed her.
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