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Freebsd Limericks:  641 of 860

There was a young lady of Rhyll
In an omnibus was taken ill,
        So she called the conductor,
        Who got in and fucked her,
Which did more good than a pill.
 
Freebsd Limericks:  642 of 860

There was a young lady of Spain
Who took down her pants on a train.
        There was a young porter
        Saw more than he orter,
And asked her to do it again.
 
Freebsd Limericks:  643 of 860

There was a young lady of Spain
Who was fucked by a monk in a drain.
        They did it again
        And again and again,
And again and again and again.
 
Freebsd Limericks:  644 of 860

There was a young lady of Twickenham
Who thought men had not enough prick in 'em.
        On her knees every day
        To God she would pray
To lengthen and strengthen and thicken 'em.
 
Freebsd Limericks:  645 of 860

There was a young lady of Wheeling
Said to her beau, "I've a feeling
        My little brown jug
        Has need of a plug" --
And straightaway she started to peeling.
 
Freebsd Limericks:  646 of 860

There was a young lady of Wheeling
Who professed to lack sexual feeling.
        But a cynic named Boris
        Just touched her clitoris,
And she had to be scraped off the ceiling.
 
Freebsd Limericks:  647 of 860

There was a young lady who said,
As her bridegroom got into the bed,
        "I'm tired of this stunt,
        That they do with one's cunt,
You can get up my bottom instead."
 
Freebsd Limericks:  648 of 860

There was a young lady whose cunt
Could accomodate a small punt.
        Her mother said, "Annie,
        It matches your fanny,
Which never was that of a runt."
 
Freebsd Limericks:  649 of 860

There was a young lady whose thighs,
When spread showed a slit of such size,
        And so deep and so wide,
        You could play cards inside,
Much to her bridegroom's surprise.
 
Freebsd Limericks:  650 of 860

There was a young lass from Surat.
The cheeks of her ass were so fat
        That they had to be parted
        Whenever she farted,
And also whenever she shat.
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