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Freebsd Limericks:  701 of 860

There was a young man of Bengal
Who swore he had only one ball,
        But two little bitches
        Unbuttoned his britches,
And found he had no balls at all.
 
Freebsd Limericks:  702 of 860

There was a young man of Bombay
Who buggered his dad once a day.
        He said, "I like, rather,
        Fucking my father --
He's clean, and there's nothing to pay."
 
Freebsd Limericks:  703 of 860

There was a young man of Calcutta,
Who tried to write "cunt" on a shutter.
        When he got to c-u,
        A pious Hindoo
Knocked him ass-over-head in the gutter.
 
Freebsd Limericks:  704 of 860

There was a young man of Cape Horn
Who wished he had never been born,
        And he wouldn't have been
        If his father had seen
That the end of the rubber was torn.
 
Freebsd Limericks:  705 of 860

There was a young man of Coblenz
Whose ballocks were simply immense:
        It took forty-four draymen,
        A priest and three laymen
To carry them thither and thence.
 
Freebsd Limericks:  706 of 860

There was a young man of Darjeeling
Whose cock reached up to the ceiling.
        In the electric light socket,
        He'd put it and rock it--
Oh God!  What a wonderful feeling!
 
Freebsd Limericks:  707 of 860

There was a young man of Devizes
Whose balls were of different sizes.
        His tool when at ease,
        Hung down to his knees,
Oh, what must it be when it rises!
 
Freebsd Limericks:  708 of 860

There was a young man of Devizes,
Whose balls were of different sizes.
        One was so small,
        It was nothing at all;
The other took numerous prizes.
 
Freebsd Limericks:  709 of 860

There was a young man of Dumfries
Who said to his girl, "If you please,
        It would give me great bliss
        If, while playing with this,
You would pay some attention to these!"
 
Freebsd Limericks:  710 of 860

There was a young man of Greenwich
Whose balls were all covered with spinach.
        So long was his tool
        That it wound round a spool,
And he let it out inach by inach.
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