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There was a young man of Natal
Who was fucking a Hottentot gal.
        Said she, "You're a sluggard!"
        Said he, "You be buggered!
I like to fuck slow and I shall."
 
Freebsd Limericks:  722 of 860

There was a young man of Ostend
Who let a girl play with his end.
        She took hold of Rover,
        And felt it all over,
And it did what she didn't intend.
 
Freebsd Limericks:  723 of 860

There was a young man of Ostend
Whose wife caught him fucking her friend.
        "It's no use, my duck,
        Interrupting our fuck,
For I'm damned if I draw till I spend."
 
Freebsd Limericks:  724 of 860

There was a young man of Saskatchewan,
Whose penis was truly gargantuan.
        It was good for large whores,
        And for small dinosaurs,
And was rough enough to scratch a match upon.
 
Freebsd Limericks:  725 of 860

There was a young man of Seattle
Who bested a bull in a battle.
        With fire and gumption
        He assumed the bull's function,
And deflowered a whole herd of cattle.
 
Freebsd Limericks:  726 of 860

There was a young man of St. John's
Who wanted to bugger the swans.
        But the loyal hall porter
        Said, "Pray take my daughter!
Those birds are reserved for the dons."
 
Freebsd Limericks:  727 of 860

There was a young man of Tibet
-- And this is the strangest one yet --
        His prick was so long,
        And so pointed and strong,
He could bugger six sheep en brochette.
 
Freebsd Limericks:  728 of 860

There was a young man of Toulouse
Who had a deficient prepuce,
        But the foreskin he lacked
        He made up in his sac;
The result was, his balls were too loose.
 
Freebsd Limericks:  729 of 860

There was a young man who appeared
To his friends with a full growth of beard;
        They at once said, "Although
        We can't say why it's so,
The effect is uncommonly weird."
                -- Edward Gorey
 
Freebsd Limericks:  730 of 860

There was a young man who said "God,
I find it exceedingly odd,
        That the willow oak tree
        Continues to be,
When there's no one about in the Quad."

"Dear Sir, your astonishment's odd,
For I'm always about in the Quad;
        And that's why the tree,
        Continues to be,"
Signed "Yours faithfully, God."
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