|Freebsd Limericks: 751 of 860|
There was a young squaw of Wohunt
Who possessed a collapsible cunt.
It had many odd uses,
Produced no papooses,
And fitted both giant and runt.
|Freebsd Limericks: 752 of 860|
There was a young student from Yale
Who was getting his first piece of tail.
He shoved in his pole,
But in the wrong hole,
And a voice from beneath yelled: "No sale!"
|Freebsd Limericks: 753 of 860|
There was a young trollop at Yale,
Who had verses tattooed on her tail,
And on her behind,
For the sake of the blind,
A duplicate version in Braille.
|Freebsd Limericks: 754 of 860|
There was a young whore from Kaloo
Who filled her vagina with glue.
She said with a grin,
"If they pay to get in,
They can pay to get out again too!"
|Freebsd Limericks: 755 of 860|
There was a young woman called Pearl
Who quite resembled a churl;
When she asked a young man named Tex
Whether he would like to have sex,
"Certainly," quoth he, "Who's the girl?"
|Freebsd Limericks: 756 of 860|
There was a young woman from Bude,
Who went for a swim in the nude,
But a man in a punt,
Grabbed at her elbow,
And said "Hey, lady, you can't swim here, it's private property."
|Freebsd Limericks: 757 of 860|
There was a young woman in Dee
Who stayed with each man she did see.
When it came to a test
She wished to be best,
And practice makes perfect, you see.
|Freebsd Limericks: 758 of 860|
There was a young woman named Alice
Who peed in a Catholic chalice.
She said, "I do this
From a great need to piss,
And not from sectarian malice."
|Freebsd Limericks: 759 of 860|
There was a young woman named Ells
Who was subject to curious spells
When got up very oddly,
She'd cry out things ungodly
by the palms in expensive hotels.
-- Edward Gorey
|Freebsd Limericks: 760 of 860|
There was a young woman named Florence
Who for fucking professed an abhorrence,
But they found her in bed
With her cunt flaming red,
And her poodle-dog spending in torrents.