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Freebsd Limericks:  751 of 860

There was a young squaw of Wohunt
Who possessed a collapsible cunt.
        It had many odd uses,
        Produced no papooses,
And fitted both giant and runt.
 
Freebsd Limericks:  752 of 860

There was a young student from Yale
Who was getting his first piece of tail.
        He shoved in his pole,
        But in the wrong hole,
And a voice from beneath yelled: "No sale!"
 
Freebsd Limericks:  753 of 860

There was a young trollop at Yale,
Who had verses tattooed on her tail,
        And on her behind,
        For the sake of the blind,
A duplicate version in Braille.
 
Freebsd Limericks:  754 of 860

There was a young whore from Kaloo
Who filled her vagina with glue.
        She said with a grin,
        "If they pay to get in,
They can pay to get out again too!"
 
Freebsd Limericks:  755 of 860

There was a young woman called Pearl
Who quite resembled a churl;
        When she asked a young man named Tex
        Whether he would like to have sex,
"Certainly," quoth he, "Who's the girl?"
 
Freebsd Limericks:  756 of 860

There was a young woman from Bude,
Who went for a swim in the nude,
        But a man in a punt,
        Grabbed at her elbow,
And said "Hey, lady, you can't swim here, it's private property."
 
Freebsd Limericks:  757 of 860

There was a young woman in Dee
Who stayed with each man she did see.
        When it came to a test
        She wished to be best,
And practice makes perfect, you see.
 
Freebsd Limericks:  758 of 860

There was a young woman named Alice
Who peed in a Catholic chalice.
        She said, "I do this
        From a great need to piss,
And not from sectarian malice."
 
Freebsd Limericks:  759 of 860

There was a young woman named Ells
Who was subject to curious spells
        When got up very oddly,
        She'd cry out things ungodly
by the palms in expensive hotels.
                -- Edward Gorey
 
Freebsd Limericks:  760 of 860

There was a young woman named Florence
Who for fucking professed an abhorrence,
        But they found her in bed
        With her cunt flaming red,
And her poodle-dog spending in torrents.
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